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one thing I’ll miss more than anything when I move out of this apartment is using Alicia’s Starry Night tapestry as a backdrop for my selfies. (at Lawrence, Kansas)
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TEASER ALERT: Catch a sneak peek at the TFIOS trailer, and prepare for a rush of feels tomorrow!
The full trailer premieres tomorrow. In the meantime, have a bit of The Fault in Our Stars film. (!!!!!)
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The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.
Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.
One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.
One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.
One of them
Missed his bus.
One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.
One’s
Car wouldn’t start.
One couldn’t
Get a taxi.
The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..
Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,
This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment
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Twenty one pilot songs without a rap part: (⊙‿⊙✿)
Twenty one pilot songs with a rap part: (◠‿◠✿)
Twenty one pilot songs: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
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the principal at my school made an announcement yesterday that the girls need to start covering up and then i found this in the hallway
should i post this all over my school because damn
its not even “female body parts”
its leg
leg is body part
boy have leg
girl have leg
animal have leg
fish dont have leg
but its okay
because axolotl have leg
is axolotl leg over sexualised
can axolotl not wear shorts
i think axolotl can wear shorts if axolotl wants
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